Act V, Scene 4

Chopping Block

53 solves / 367 incorrect guesses

Solution: INTERVENIR


Credits: Allen Gu

What an bizarre recipe! Let's be honest here: these ingredients are so obscure that you probably haven't heard of half of them. And who would ever cook nightingale?? A wise move, then, is to search the ingredients up. Better yet is to google all of them together in one search to determine if there are any patterns amongst them.

Sure enough, the search returns results related to the French Republican Calendar (FRC), which was an alternate calendar system introduced in 1793 during the French Revolution and scrapped twelve years later. We can confirm we're on the right track because the flavourtext (haha) makes references to France, revolution ("upend traditional cooking") and the calendar. The title is, of course, a nod to Madame la Guillotine, one of the most infamous symbols of the French Revolution.

In the FRC, there are twelve months of thirty days each. The first day of first year (Year I) of the FRC corresponds to 22nd September 1792 in the Gregorian calendar. In order to celebrate French agriculture, every day of the calendar has a unique agricultural object associated with it. These objects are the ingredients! For instance, the vat (first listed ingredient) corresponds to the 10th day of the month of Vendémiaire. The month's name, "Vendémiaire", is derived from a word meaning "grape harvester". This reflects the second part of the vat's ingredient listing in the recipe, which can be used as a checking mechanism. The dates corresponding to all other ingredients can be determined similarly.

This leaves a number in each ingredient listing. Thus far, for each ingredient, we have determined a day and a month. That leaves the year; perhaps this is what the number clues for? In that case, each ingredient listing will clue for a specific date in history. For instance, a 44L vat clues for 10 Vendémiaire XLIV, which corresponds to 2nd October 1835. A quick search reveals the significance of this date: it is the accepted starting date of the Texan Revolution. (Note: We cannot simply read off Wikipedia that 10 Vendémiaire is 1st October because leap years are not synchronised between the two calendars. An online converter tool (example one here) that takes leap years into account must be used.)

It turns out that all of the ingredient listings clue for the start dates of revolutions in world history. These revolutions have commonly accepted English adjectival names. The full list is provided below. Note that the ingredients turn out to be in calendar order.

IngredientNumberFRC dateGregorian dateRevolution
Vat4410 Vendémiaire XLIV2nd October 1835Texan Revolution
Service tree11929 Brumaire CXIX20th November 1910Mexican Revolution
Turnip2132 Frimaire CCXIII22nd November 2004Orange Revolution
Marl18617 Nivôse CLXXXVI7th January 1978Iranian Revolution
Filbert20714 Pluviôse CCVII2nd February 1999Bolivarian Revolution
Tuna5625 Ventôse LVI15th March 1848Hungarian Revolution
Periwinkle22611 Germinal CCXXVI31st March 2018Armenian Revolution
Nightingale1825 Floréal CLXXXII25th April 1974Carnation Revolution
Mugwort1617 Thermidor CLXI26th July 1953Cuban Revolution
Winter barley387 Fructidor XXXVIII25th August 1830Belgian Revolution

With the ingredients all nicely chopped up, let's move on to the preparation. We see that for each ingredient, there is a cooking time attached. We also notice that the cooking times seem off; they are weirdly specific to the second, but not only that, the seconds often are greater than 60!

A bit more researching reveals that the French not only altered their calendar system during their Revolution, but also changed how they kept time during the day. A decimal time system was introduced in 1793 as part of a broader effort of metrication. Unlike the other metric units, which have been adopted in all most countries today because they make a lot more sense than alternate units, decimal time didn't really catch on (sadly). Under decimal time, the day is divided into 10 hours of 100 minutes each, and 100 seconds for each revolution (haha) of the minute hand. This means that the conversion is 1.44 standard minutes to every decimal minute. Assuming that the cooking times listed are in decimal time, multiplying each listed cooking time by 1.44 should convert it to standard minutes.

It turns out that all cooking times convert to integer values of standard minutes! Let's use these integers to index the revolutions. In cooking order:

IngredientDecimal minutesStandard minutesRevolutionExtracted letter
Service tree2.784MEXICANI
Mugwort3.475CUBANN
Vat0.691TEXANT
Periwinkle2.784ARMENIANE
Turnip1.392ORANGER
Filbert3.475BOLIVARIANV
Winter barley1.392BELGIANE
Marl4.867IRANIANN
Nightingale4.867CARNATIONI
Tuna4.176HUNGARIANR

The extracted letter spell our answer INTERVENIR, which is French for "to intervene". Military intervention is a frequent feature of revolutions. Fortunately, if you have successfully solved this puzzle in time, no intervention is required for you to prepare the perfect revolutionary dish.

Author's notes

To quote fellow MUMS writer Dan Tao, "when I complete a puzzle, I'd like to feel that I learnt something interesting from it." The French Republican Calendar and French decimal time is, in my opinion, the perfect sort of obscure trivia. Thankfully, the trivia was still accessible enough that we had a few first-day solves. Hopefully you've enjoyed learning about this intriguing bit of history!

The first iteration of this puzzle was written completely in French to enhance the thematic flavour; however, I dropped this after realising that it didn't really add to the puzzle in any meaningful way, but rather forced solvers to go through annoying translation steps where mistranslations may occur. One thing that may have improved the puzzle is to list the ingredients not in calendar order, but rather alphabetical order by the revolutions. This would remove any naming ambiguity.

For anyone out there interested in the history of revolutions, I can't recommend Mike Duncan's Revolutions podcast highly enough.

Disclaimer: No tuna, nightingales nor monarchs were harmed in the making of this puzzle.